98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
anti-depressants? how about anti-school? that’ll work 100% better
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I can’t even today. I just cannot. This week- I cannot. Life - I cannot. So many dumb people I just CAN’T. WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB honestly I can’t.